Simulation Arcade
Games, oracles and decoders from The Good Guys. Pick a cabinet.
Animal Lore of the Day
Shake the orb. One new piece of strange-but-documented animal lore every day.
Thomas's Cabinet
THOMAS'S MAZE OF SECRETS
Every door asks a question about the lore. Ten doors to the exit. Three strikes and you go to Room 237.
Tap an answer, or press 1 to 4.
PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED FROM THE DARK WEB
The box opens. Inside: ADRENOCHROME.
You escaped the maze. The fly drops his counter. Bzzz.
THOMAS HAS BEEN CARRIED AWAY TO
ROOM 237
ORDER DECLINED
Three strikes. The fly logs it on his counter.
Layla's Cabinet
LAYLA'S SPELLING IS CASTING
Layla's Word Spell Decoder
Every word is a spell. Enter one to see where it really came from, then what it casts.
THE REAL ETYMOLOGY
THE SPELL BREAKDOWN
Escape with Britney the Vampire Slayer
Hollywood vampires have taken over the haunted Viper Room. Collect items, solve the lore, stake the undead, and escape through time.
Unofficial fan parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Britney Spears or her team. Illustrations are original; no photos and no song audio. Hint-giving ghosts are a loving tribute to River Phoenix and Brittany Murphy.
GOLDEN SHIT CLUB
The Initiants' Corner
Sommer's Cabinet
WHICH POCKET PET WILL SOMMER GRANT YOU?
Tap the sticker. Sommer grants you one random pocket pet with a wild palette and a superpower, drawn fresh as a one-of-a-kind digital collectible card.
To share: download the PNG first, then attach it to your post on X. Not a blockchain NFT and not minted; just a one-of-a-kind card drawn in your browser.
Abbie J's Cabinet
ABBIE J'S PATIENCE OF THE MEDICI
The Game of Fate, Fortune & Patience
A solitaire-style card game associated in modern accounts with the powerful Medici family of Renaissance Florence. Its historical connection to the family is unverified.
The game symbolizes love, wealth, power, conflict, and the unfolding of fate.
How to Play
Remove cards 2 through 7 from a standard deck, leaving 28 cards (8 through Ace). Shuffle and deal the cards face-up in a single horizontal line. Cards may fold to the left onto another card of the same suit or rank. You can move onto the adjacent card or jump over exactly two cards. Move the entire pile and close the gap. The goal is to fold all 28 cards into one pile.
The Four Suits
HEARTS — Love, family, relationships, loyalty.
DIAMONDS — Money, wealth, opportunity, fortune.
CLUBS — Ambition, work, influence, success.
SPADES — Conflict, secrets, obstacles, transformation.
Card Meanings
HEARTS — LOVE
8 Reunion or emotional encounter
9 Wishes fulfilled, happiness
10 Family harmony, fulfillment
J Lover, admirer, romantic message
Q Compassion, devotion, nurturing woman
K Loyal protector, emotional authority
A New love, home, beginning
DIAMONDS — FORTUNE
8 Business, negotiations, financial movement
9 Unexpected gain, reward
10 Wealth, inheritance, prosperity
J Financial news, messenger
Q Influential woman, luxury
K Wealthy patron, financial power
A New opportunity, contract, fortune
CLUBS — POWER
8 Progress, productive effort
9 Persistence, advancement
10 Achievement, responsibility
J Ambition, new undertaking
Q Independent, influential woman
K Leadership, powerful ally
A New venture, creative beginning
SPADES — FATE
8 Restrictions, delays
9 Anxiety, hidden worries
10 Loss, ending, major change
J Rivalry, deception
Q Grief, independence, formidable woman
K Judgment, authority, opposition
A Revelation, decisive transformation
The Symbolism
The opening line represents the circumstances surrounding your life. Matching cards represent connections, relationships, and repeating patterns. Folding represents resolution, transformation, and the merging of influences. Remaining piles symbolize unresolved situations. One final pile represents unity and completion. The top card of the final pile can be interpreted as the dominant influence or message.
These card meanings are adapted from traditional cartomancy, not an authenticated Medici interpretation.
The mystery of Patience: Is the outcome simply chance, or does the way the cards come together offer a symbolic reflection of the choices we make?
ABBIE J'S GATES OF DREAMING
Abbie J's dream interpreter
Type in a dream and the reality surfer reads it through the gates of dreaming, inspired by Carlos Castaneda's writing on dreaming practice. For fun and reflection, not advice.
Symbol Decoder
Symbols are everywhere. Here is where they actually came from.
The Simulation Arcade
Fold-the-paper fortunes, 90s style. Draw a spiral (or tap the button) and learn your future as a Good Guy.
Play SSGG: Surviving the SimulationA wasteland road trip for The Good Guys. Raid the red-cloak masquerade cult, dodge chemtrail storms, reach The Last Safe House.MASH
Mothership · Agartha · Secret bunker · Haunted Hollywood cottage
THE NAVIGATION CUBE
Drag, swipe or use the arrows to turn it. Tap the front face to go there.
Magic 47 Ball
Ask a yes-or-no question. Shake. Accept your fate.
Dead Celebrity Ouija Board
Summon a famous spirit, ask your question, and watch the planchette spell it out.
YOU FOUND A RABBIT HOLE
SSGG: Surviving the Simulation
Get The Good Guys from Rust Gate to The Last Safe House. Keyboard or tap.