Project Chaney

 

History, Hollywood rituals, sigils & symbolism — served by a southern meme magician with pattern recognition.

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Animal Lore of the Day

Shake the orb. One new piece of strange-but-documented animal lore every day.

Live Transmissions

Real posts from @ProjectChaney, decoded in glitter.

Secret Society of Good Guys

Some good people have to stay secret. This is their clubhouse. Tune in live on YouTube. Costumes encouraged, open mind required.

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MEMBERS ONLY. Perform the secret handshake or enter the password.
(hint: what are we? good ___)

Symbol Decoder

Symbols are everywhere. Here is where they actually came from.

The Merch Viewer

Pick a reel, pull the lever, and look through the lenses. Old toy, new merch.

← → keys, swipe, or pull the lever

The Merch Vault

Secret Society of Good Guys: live from the store.

The Toy Box

Fold-the-paper fortunes, 90s style. Draw a spiral (or tap the button) and learn your future as a Good Guy.

Play SSGG: Surviving the SimulationA wasteland road trip for The Good Guys. Raid the red-cloak masquerade cult, dodge chemtrail storms, reach The Last Safe House.

MASH

Mothership · Agartha · Secret bunker · Haunted Hollywood cottage

The Puzzle Cube of Pattern Recognition. It's never been solved. That's the point. (Hover to make it panic.)

Magic 47 Ball

Ask a yes-or-no question. Shake. Accept your fate.

Dead Celebrity Ouija Board

Summon a famous spirit, ask your question, and watch the planchette spell it out.

Submit Your Theory

Got a theory? Pass a note to the Society. Favorites get pinned to the wall.

Not posted publicly. Chaney reads them and pins her favorites.

Coming Soon…?

Merch concepts pulled straight from the timeline. Not for sale (yet). The prophecy is unwritten.

Live Feeds

Fresh transmissions from every channel. Tune in live.

Sites We Fucts Wits

Certified rabbit holes. Proceed with snacks.


© Project Chaney ✦ good guys, secretly saving the timeline ✦ no tinfoil was harmed

SSGG: Surviving the Simulation

Get The Good Guys from Rust Gate to The Last Safe House. Keyboard or tap.