Stargazer

Glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars, but the real ones. Your chart, your match, the constellations, the moon and the hour.

Star Charts and Horoscopes

Every astrology tool in one place: your own birth chart, the compatibility check for two, and the real sky maps.

Whore-Scopes

Real birth chart math, deeply unserious readings. Add a birth time to unlock your rising sign. Checking the chemistry with someone? That is My Maria 777's Cosmic Match, just below.

My Maria 777's Cosmic Match

Two birthdays in, one verdict out. Same real chart math as Whore-Scopes, aimed at the two of you. Add birth times and places for a sharper read.

Zodiac Sky Maps

The 12 zodiac constellations plus Ophiuchus, drawn from real star positions. Tap a sign, or tap your horoscope card, to see its stars.

Moon Phase and Planetary Hours

The real moon right now, and the old planetary hours, worked out from actual sunrise and sunset where you are.